
Mom, I got all my best qualities from you.
Aren’t we lucky that you had enough for both of us?
Aren’t we lucky that you had enough for both of us?

I’m so lucky to have you as my mother...
I’m sure no one else would have put up with me this long.
Happy Mothers Day!
I’m sure no one else would have put up with me this long.
Happy Mothers Day!

Mom, I know it’s hard for you on Mother’s Day...
to hide the fact that I’m your favorite :-)
Happy Mother’s Day!
to hide the fact that I’m your favorite :-)
Happy Mother’s Day!

Thanks for putting up with a spoiled,
ungrateful, messy, bratty child
like my sibling
I saw it on a Special Days
ungrateful, messy, bratty child
like my sibling
I saw it on a Special Days

Only a mother as perfect as you...
could have a (daughter/son) as perfect as me.
could have a (daughter/son) as perfect as me.

Mom, thank you so much for everything you’ve done for me.
Don’t worry about [brother’s name], I know he isn’t your fault, he must be adopted.
Don’t worry about [brother’s name], I know he isn’t your fault, he must be adopted.

Happy Mother’s day to a woman who deserves a medal...
for putting up with me all these years!
for putting up with me all these years!

Thanks for letting me be a parasite in your body for 9 months...
followed by another 18 years as a parasite outside your body.
followed by another 18 years as a parasite outside your body.

Happy Mother’s Day from your favorite child!

Don’t you think it’s funny that you’re still my Mother?
You deserve to have been promoted by now!
You deserve to have been promoted by now!

You’re a very special mom so I’d like to give you a very special gift.
You can have either a hug or a million dollars, whichever you prefer.
BIG HUG!
Do I know you well or what!?
You can have either a hug or a million dollars, whichever you prefer.
BIG HUG!
Do I know you well or what!?